1 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:05,046 Previously, on "Below Deck Mediterranean"... 2 00:00:05,148 --> 00:00:07,657 Storm is stepping in as the provisional bosun. 3 00:00:07,742 --> 00:00:09,409 What I'm gonna do is show Sandy, you know, 4 00:00:09,493 --> 00:00:10,619 that she made the right decision. 5 00:00:10,703 --> 00:00:11,617 Here we go. 6 00:00:11,702 --> 00:00:13,812 Starboard quarter stern. 7 00:00:13,897 --> 00:00:14,953 I don't hear Storm. 8 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:16,671 Kick forward. 9 00:00:17,270 --> 00:00:19,047 Press your mic and then talk. 10 00:00:19,132 --> 00:00:20,789 Ugh, we're gonna hit. 11 00:00:21,773 --> 00:00:22,726 Ugh. 12 00:00:22,999 --> 00:00:25,570 - Did we damage the vessel? - No. 13 00:00:25,687 --> 00:00:27,010 Storm is still provisional. 14 00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:30,688 I need to make sure he can do the job and run the deck team. 15 00:00:30,773 --> 00:00:32,766 Just relax and breathe. 16 00:00:32,850 --> 00:00:34,937 How's been your two days of vacation? 17 00:00:37,313 --> 00:00:38,672 This morning, you've only just gotten up. 18 00:00:38,757 --> 00:00:39,570 I've set the table. 19 00:00:39,655 --> 00:00:41,171 - I'm helping you turn over. - Because I don't want you... 20 00:00:41,256 --> 00:00:42,438 and I appreciate that so much, 21 00:00:42,523 --> 00:00:43,687 but I don't want you to do extra work. 22 00:00:43,772 --> 00:00:45,648 Well, clearly ****ing not. 23 00:00:45,842 --> 00:00:47,259 Kyle, this is literally going nowhere. 24 00:00:47,344 --> 00:00:48,345 I'm actually getting pissed off. 25 00:00:48,718 --> 00:00:50,070 It's got a boner. 26 00:00:50,155 --> 00:00:51,993 I'm so stoked to have Courtney back. 27 00:00:52,078 --> 00:00:53,412 She brings a lot of flair. 28 00:00:53,496 --> 00:00:55,330 - Just the tip, though. - Just the tip. 29 00:00:55,414 --> 00:00:57,899 No, not finding it funny? Okay. 30 00:00:57,984 --> 00:00:59,899 - No, I'm just, like... - Tough crowd. 31 00:00:59,984 --> 00:01:01,852 I'm not in sync with these guys, for sure. 32 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:04,506 I'm strategizing how I can fit in. 33 00:01:04,590 --> 00:01:08,859 So, you're the diangle... uh, diagonal diamond man. 34 00:01:11,514 --> 00:01:13,648 I'm stoked to see where this goes, cheers. 35 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,367 Oh, my God, okay. 36 00:01:15,452 --> 00:01:17,793 Obviously, I'm very stoked to be spending more time with her. 37 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:20,078 My deck crew and I have heaps to do tomorrow. 38 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:21,860 Like, we haven't done the corridors, 39 00:01:21,945 --> 00:01:22,733 we haven't done the aft. 40 00:01:22,817 --> 00:01:24,743 Keep the work chat in the workplace. 41 00:01:24,828 --> 00:01:26,671 Let's dance, let's have, like, a few drinks. 42 00:01:28,374 --> 00:01:29,593 Mate, mate... 43 00:01:29,735 --> 00:01:32,320 You need to snap out of the little emotional pity party. 44 00:01:37,081 --> 00:01:39,750 On our last boat, me and Tash, we got together. 45 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:41,850 She was still with her boyfriend, 46 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,104 but she wanted to be with me. 47 00:01:47,843 --> 00:01:49,540 And this whole Dave situation 48 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:52,211 made me realize I still love my ex. 49 00:01:56,445 --> 00:01:57,540 You don't know what you want. 50 00:01:57,625 --> 00:01:58,907 What the **** are you doing? 51 00:01:58,992 --> 00:02:01,797 She literally just got back with her boyfriend. 52 00:02:21,693 --> 00:02:24,197 BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN* 00:02:27,462 Episode Title: "Wine Im-pairing" Aired on: August 29, 2022. 54 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:38,142 Good morning. 55 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:39,408 Good morning, sunshine. 56 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,495 - How are you? - Christ, I'm hungover. 57 00:02:53,717 --> 00:02:54,801 How are you? 58 00:02:54,886 --> 00:02:56,075 Have a seat for a second? 59 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:56,681 Of course. 60 00:02:56,766 --> 00:02:59,120 Okay, hand towels, face towels... 61 00:02:59,408 --> 00:03:01,385 Last night was fun, but then, 62 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:03,807 like, I just don't like getting in, like... 63 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,424 I think you were a little, like, emotional, 64 00:03:05,509 --> 00:03:07,421 and I was, like, oh, I gotta go, I gotta go dance. 65 00:03:07,505 --> 00:03:08,236 Yeah, fair enough. 66 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,381 Like, I just can't do seriousness when I'm out. 67 00:03:10,466 --> 00:03:11,736 - Yeah. - But I was like, I'm just not vibing, 68 00:03:11,821 --> 00:03:12,939 but I didn't mean, like, me and you. 69 00:03:13,024 --> 00:03:14,150 I was like, I'm not vibing the situation 70 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:15,319 of take a shot and dance, like... 71 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:16,119 Of course, yeah. 72 00:03:16,204 --> 00:03:18,236 Yeah, but also, that's just me. 73 00:03:18,321 --> 00:03:20,658 No, it was... it's the same for me, 74 00:03:20,744 --> 00:03:23,187 but I think I was just really tired, and I just... 75 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:24,354 it got the better of me. 76 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,857 Storm was a bit tragic last night, 77 00:03:26,941 --> 00:03:29,495 but I get over things really quickly. 78 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:31,069 We're learning each other at the moment. 79 00:03:31,153 --> 00:03:32,880 We're learning what we like about each other. 80 00:03:32,965 --> 00:03:34,656 But, you know, I still like the guy. 81 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:37,169 He's very caring, he's very considerate, 82 00:03:37,254 --> 00:03:39,369 so still wanna see where this goes. 83 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,497 New day, new start. 84 00:03:41,581 --> 00:03:43,081 I'm sorry. 85 00:03:43,165 --> 00:03:44,666 I was actually worried for a second. 86 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:46,251 Dave, Natasha, and Storm, 87 00:03:46,335 --> 00:03:48,712 meet me in the crew mess for a preference sheet meeting. 88 00:03:48,797 --> 00:03:50,132 Copy. 89 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:57,304 Morning, Dave. 90 00:03:57,388 --> 00:03:58,639 Thanks. 91 00:03:58,723 --> 00:03:59,807 Thank you very much. 92 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:01,391 Okay, charter number four. 93 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:03,894 Adam Spinner is a brilliant, New York-based technology executive. 94 00:04:03,978 --> 00:04:06,063 Joining Adam is his sister, Jennifer. 95 00:04:06,147 --> 00:04:08,106 Everyone is looking forward to celebrating 96 00:04:08,190 --> 00:04:10,234 an unforgettable thirtieth birthday for Adam. 97 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:11,735 Yeah. 98 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:13,445 They would like to play with all of the water toys, 99 00:04:13,529 --> 00:04:15,405 - especially the slide. - Yeah. 100 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,407 It should arrive with the rest of the provisions today. 101 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:18,909 All right. 102 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:21,078 Adam also requests for a water obstacle course 103 00:04:21,162 --> 00:04:23,247 to be set up for a friendly competition. 104 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:24,706 Yeah. 105 00:04:24,790 --> 00:04:27,459 You can use the slide, the pool, the trampoline. 106 00:04:27,543 --> 00:04:28,752 Cool. 107 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,170 Dinner around the world, 108 00:04:30,254 --> 00:04:32,548 with each course from a different country. 109 00:04:32,632 --> 00:04:34,890 This is gonna be a fun charter. 110 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:38,095 Yeah. 111 00:04:38,179 --> 00:04:39,179 All right, so, great. 112 00:04:39,263 --> 00:04:40,681 All right, I'm outta here. 113 00:04:43,059 --> 00:04:46,019 Let's get this ****ing charter ready, steady, go. 114 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:47,688 We're gonna have to do a full rinse-down. 115 00:04:47,772 --> 00:04:50,482 I've got charter guests coming in three hours. 116 00:04:50,566 --> 00:04:51,775 So, we really need to move quickly. 117 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:53,694 - Cool. - Yeah, okay. 118 00:04:59,575 --> 00:05:02,953 These pillows look like Casper's balls... 119 00:05:03,037 --> 00:05:06,415 just saggy. 120 00:05:06,499 --> 00:05:07,959 You're obsessed with balls. 121 00:05:13,407 --> 00:05:15,658 - Heya. - Hey. 122 00:05:16,133 --> 00:05:17,635 You okay? 123 00:05:19,314 --> 00:05:21,985 Last night, you couldn't look at me. 124 00:05:22,479 --> 00:05:24,150 You couldn't even look at me. 125 00:05:24,235 --> 00:05:26,306 We couldn't... it felt so awkward. 126 00:05:26,391 --> 00:05:29,111 It's not like I was... I've been ignoring you. 127 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:32,822 I've just been struggling to deal with 128 00:05:32,907 --> 00:05:34,431 the whole situation in my head, 129 00:05:34,516 --> 00:05:37,564 and comprehend everything that's happened. 130 00:05:37,649 --> 00:05:39,135 It's all right, it won't happen anymore. 131 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:43,321 And... You're on your own now, girl. 132 00:05:44,505 --> 00:05:46,743 I'll do my job, you do your job. 133 00:05:47,688 --> 00:05:50,244 Okay, but our job requires working together. 134 00:05:50,329 --> 00:05:52,263 I've tried that, it's not working. 135 00:05:52,347 --> 00:05:53,514 You've been awful to me, 136 00:05:53,598 --> 00:05:55,266 and I'm sick of pussyfooting around you. 137 00:05:55,350 --> 00:05:56,600 I'm ****ing done with it. 138 00:05:57,443 --> 00:05:59,361 I'm sick of dwelling on this anymore, 139 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:00,604 because I'm miserable for... 140 00:06:00,688 --> 00:06:02,799 I deserve way better than you anyway, so. 141 00:06:03,325 --> 00:06:04,549 We had our thing, 142 00:06:04,634 --> 00:06:08,445 and so it's done, it's over. 143 00:06:09,190 --> 00:06:11,275 But we've still gotta work together, Dave. 144 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,728 Luckily, I just need to do the food. 145 00:06:13,813 --> 00:06:16,885 Put out good food, and then you can do all the rest. 146 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,643 Well, that's not a professional way to work. 147 00:06:19,728 --> 00:06:21,312 I'm very professional at my job. 148 00:06:21,397 --> 00:06:23,274 I'm not gonna let someone **** it up, though, right? 149 00:06:23,359 --> 00:06:26,368 I'm not ****ing up your job, I'm just trying to talk to you. 150 00:06:26,790 --> 00:06:28,487 I thought we'd done talking. 151 00:06:28,572 --> 00:06:31,616 I can't be dealing with this stubbornness, it's just not... 152 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:33,826 - What stubbornness? - It's not... 153 00:06:33,910 --> 00:06:34,827 I'm just writing the... 154 00:06:34,911 --> 00:06:36,287 It's not the negativity, 155 00:06:36,371 --> 00:06:37,497 and it's not the energy that I need right now. 156 00:06:37,581 --> 00:06:39,791 - Hey. - Hey. 157 00:06:46,298 --> 00:06:48,925 Did I interrupt you guys', like, serious conversation? 158 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,593 Should I leave the room? 159 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,178 No, it's good. Perfect timing. 160 00:06:52,262 --> 00:06:53,721 No, it's okay, I'm actually trying to speak 161 00:06:53,805 --> 00:06:55,014 to Dave about work, but he doesn't... 162 00:06:55,098 --> 00:06:56,057 Because you got silent. 163 00:06:56,141 --> 00:06:57,684 He doesn't want to speak, 164 00:06:57,768 --> 00:06:59,852 and I'm just trying to sort things out, 165 00:06:59,936 --> 00:07:02,355 because I feel like Dave doesn't want to... 166 00:07:02,439 --> 00:07:05,316 He said he'd figure it out, and he doesn't need to speak to... 167 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:08,445 If it's got anything to do with the job, we'll communicate. 168 00:07:11,823 --> 00:07:15,493 Clearly there's some tension here, 169 00:07:15,577 --> 00:07:18,746 so I think, obviously, 170 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:20,039 if she has to talk to you about the menu, 171 00:07:20,123 --> 00:07:21,040 you'll talk to her, right? 172 00:07:21,124 --> 00:07:22,375 - Obviously. - Okay. 173 00:07:22,459 --> 00:07:26,588 I just think your service is impeccable. 174 00:07:26,672 --> 00:07:29,716 You know, your food is beyond. 175 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,718 Just be patient with each other, 176 00:07:31,802 --> 00:07:33,886 keep your main focus on the job, 177 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:36,097 and just work as professionals. 178 00:07:36,181 --> 00:07:37,724 You think you can do this? 179 00:07:37,808 --> 00:07:38,766 Yeah. 180 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:39,976 - You, too? - Yes, boss. 181 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,728 Great, thank you. 182 00:07:41,812 --> 00:07:44,814 It isn't the first time I've had a boatmance that went wrong. 183 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,524 I always want my crew to feel supported, 184 00:07:46,608 --> 00:07:49,986 but at the same time give them the space to sort this out, 185 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,654 because I can't solve it for you. 186 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:54,449 But I also want them to know I have an expectation. 187 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:56,910 Even though relationships happen, 188 00:07:56,994 --> 00:07:59,078 they hook up, they have arguments, 189 00:07:59,162 --> 00:08:00,997 when they step up those stairs, 190 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:04,126 I need to know they're gonna remain professional. 191 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:08,755 Coming up... 192 00:08:08,839 --> 00:08:10,256 Are you nervous? 193 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:12,968 - Well, I don't know. - I am, don't worry. 194 00:08:16,304 --> 00:08:18,264 Do not ever get intimate with guests. 195 00:08:18,348 --> 00:08:20,225 I could possibly lose my job. 196 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,399 Stand by, we have to put this back in the water. 197 00:08:28,483 --> 00:08:30,318 It needs to be fueled tomorrow morning. 198 00:08:30,402 --> 00:08:32,237 I bet this is gonna be gross. 199 00:08:32,321 --> 00:08:34,239 What life is this, honestly. 200 00:08:34,323 --> 00:08:37,325 Just watch your step when you get off of the boat. 201 00:08:37,409 --> 00:08:39,035 Okay. 202 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,411 There you go, nicely done. 203 00:08:40,495 --> 00:08:41,955 Should I turn around, but keep her in neutral? 204 00:08:42,039 --> 00:08:42,997 Uh... 205 00:08:43,081 --> 00:08:43,998 When I take the hook off, or... 206 00:08:44,082 --> 00:08:45,083 Only when you take the hook off. 207 00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:46,709 - Yeah. - You got it, girl. 208 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,962 It's always nerve-wracking, driving the tenders, 209 00:08:49,046 --> 00:08:50,672 because obviously, things can go really wrong 210 00:08:50,756 --> 00:08:53,967 when you're doing it, and it's, like, actually, like, dangerous. 211 00:08:54,051 --> 00:08:55,301 Okay, kick her on. 212 00:08:55,385 --> 00:08:57,845 Nice. We'll meet you at the stern. 213 00:08:57,929 --> 00:08:58,846 - Yeah. - We'll tie you up. 214 00:08:58,930 --> 00:08:59,931 Good job. 215 00:09:00,015 --> 00:09:01,432 I mean, hopefully I'll get it, 216 00:09:01,516 --> 00:09:03,685 but so far, I'm not friends with this tender. 217 00:09:03,769 --> 00:09:05,061 It's like a button... 218 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,854 like, you have to press a button go to forward 219 00:09:06,938 --> 00:09:08,189 or press a button to go back. 220 00:09:08,273 --> 00:09:10,024 Ooh, she's gonna dock it? 221 00:09:10,108 --> 00:09:11,651 Courts, remember, when the bow's up, 222 00:09:11,735 --> 00:09:14,904 put it in reverse and turn it the other way around, 223 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,406 - you got it. - Yeah. 224 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:19,033 Just ****ing put a throttle on there or something. 225 00:09:19,117 --> 00:09:20,994 Driving this tender is literally, like, 226 00:09:21,078 --> 00:09:22,662 that thing people always used to do where you, 227 00:09:22,746 --> 00:09:24,706 like, pat your head but, like, rub your stomach, 228 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,583 whatever the **** it is. 229 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,042 Who even invented this? 230 00:09:28,126 --> 00:09:31,170 Like, it's the most pointless thing ever. 231 00:09:31,254 --> 00:09:33,506 That was awesome! 232 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:34,382 She did a good job. 233 00:09:34,466 --> 00:09:35,883 You know, it's really cool, 234 00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:37,760 it looks like the deckhands finally got a groove. 235 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:41,472 Having Courtney on deck is definitely a big part of this. 236 00:09:41,556 --> 00:09:43,808 So, yeah, I'm pleased with the deck crew. 237 00:09:43,892 --> 00:09:45,226 They have a rhythm. 238 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:47,228 She's crushing it. 239 00:09:47,312 --> 00:09:49,814 I'm so excited to see who's the new charter guests. 240 00:09:49,898 --> 00:09:51,900 Ooh! 241 00:09:51,984 --> 00:09:55,445 Oh, my God, these people are so hot. 242 00:09:58,490 --> 00:10:01,075 This charter definitely will test me. 243 00:10:01,159 --> 00:10:02,535 You test the water. 244 00:10:02,619 --> 00:10:06,497 It could be a shark-infested water, or it can... 245 00:10:06,581 --> 00:10:08,875 not be, you know. 246 00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:10,960 Oh, my God, can I keep Frank's sheet in my room? 247 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,253 I'll make sure he gets 248 00:10:12,337 --> 00:10:14,380 everything he needs, specifically. 249 00:10:14,464 --> 00:10:15,590 Normally, he calls me "steward," 250 00:10:15,674 --> 00:10:17,675 but tonight, he can call me "daddy." 251 00:10:17,759 --> 00:10:20,778 Yeah! 252 00:10:20,863 --> 00:10:24,199 All crew, all crew, we have provisions. 253 00:10:24,495 --> 00:10:27,411 Deck crew, deck crew, the slide is on its way. 254 00:10:28,238 --> 00:10:29,656 Do we have a wine delivery? 255 00:10:29,756 --> 00:10:31,131 They're all on board already. 256 00:10:31,216 --> 00:10:32,342 They've brought it on, I just need to sign? 257 00:10:32,691 --> 00:10:33,692 Yes. 258 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,347 Okay, perfect. 259 00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:43,743 I feel like a wine pairing is something 260 00:10:43,827 --> 00:10:46,788 that you don't get every day in your standard restaurant. 261 00:10:46,872 --> 00:10:50,667 It's what takes your service level from here to here. 262 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,710 Thank you so much. 263 00:10:52,794 --> 00:10:55,838 This granite looks awful. 264 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,784 Day head done. 265 00:10:58,086 --> 00:10:59,837 **** me. 266 00:10:59,968 --> 00:11:01,635 I don't know where to put it all. 267 00:11:04,806 --> 00:11:07,309 Jesus Christ. 268 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,760 - Nat? - Yeah? 269 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,221 What the **** are you doing? 270 00:11:19,306 --> 00:11:20,223 Excuse me? 271 00:11:20,308 --> 00:11:22,656 Honestly, like, we need your help 272 00:11:22,741 --> 00:11:24,242 and you're just busy ...ing folding rags. 273 00:11:24,326 --> 00:11:25,618 I'm literally going to knock you out. 274 00:11:25,702 --> 00:11:26,869 If people do not get their crew uniform... 275 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,162 Literally... 276 00:11:28,246 --> 00:11:30,081 ...back, then what are they going to wear? 277 00:11:30,165 --> 00:11:31,666 What are they gonna wear when they see guests? 278 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:32,542 You have rags here, yeah. 279 00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:34,335 The laundry needs to keep going. 280 00:11:34,419 --> 00:11:35,670 Just because you guys don't know how to approach the laundry 281 00:11:35,754 --> 00:11:37,213 and get it going for the next charter... 282 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,840 Honestly, maybe you should be more on point. 283 00:11:38,924 --> 00:11:39,924 Then we don't have this problem. 284 00:11:40,008 --> 00:11:41,342 Oh, I'm gonna knock you out. 285 00:11:41,426 --> 00:11:42,927 If people don't have uniforms to pick up, 286 00:11:43,011 --> 00:11:45,760 Captain Sandy will be very angry. 287 00:11:45,896 --> 00:11:48,107 Do you, you boot, and I'll do me. 288 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,103 Is this my slide? 289 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,188 Jason, Jason, for Storm. 290 00:11:54,272 --> 00:11:55,549 Lend me a hand on the dock, please. 291 00:11:55,634 --> 00:11:57,343 Copy, on my way. 292 00:11:57,567 --> 00:12:00,823 All crew, all crew, guest arrival in 30 minutes. 293 00:12:00,909 --> 00:12:03,369 What's up? 294 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:04,823 Is it all one piece? 295 00:12:04,908 --> 00:12:06,409 Yes, that's the slide. 296 00:12:06,523 --> 00:12:08,368 Are we gonna be able to move that tender over here? 297 00:12:08,453 --> 00:12:10,622 No, you can't drop it like that, it'll break the tender. 298 00:12:10,822 --> 00:12:12,990 This is 500 pounds. 299 00:12:16,878 --> 00:12:18,393 Yeah. 300 00:12:18,547 --> 00:12:21,088 We've got half an hour until guests arrive. 301 00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:22,257 I have no idea what I'm gonna do. 302 00:12:22,426 --> 00:12:24,518 Oh, my God, this is a disaster. 303 00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:37,065 I am 100 percent green in the mega-yachting world, 304 00:12:37,149 --> 00:12:38,900 but I'm not 100 green. 305 00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:41,069 I actually do have experience 306 00:12:41,153 --> 00:12:44,197 in not only boating but also sailing. 307 00:12:44,281 --> 00:12:46,032 The challenge I'm having is knowing when 308 00:12:46,116 --> 00:12:52,121 my input is welcome, or if I'm barking up the wrong tree. 309 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,790 Right, that's why we tie two lines on it, 310 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:57,835 and then tie it off the side, on the rail. 311 00:12:57,919 --> 00:12:59,254 I know it's not gonna be flush, 312 00:12:59,338 --> 00:13:02,424 but it's a bumper, meant to be bumped. 313 00:13:04,301 --> 00:13:06,386 Okay. 314 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:07,679 Courtney, Courtney, Storm. 315 00:13:07,763 --> 00:13:09,597 Can you come down to the dock, please? 316 00:13:09,681 --> 00:13:12,141 Dave, Dave, Storm, come to the dock 317 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,935 just help me out here. 318 00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:15,353 Copy that, bro, on my way. 319 00:13:15,437 --> 00:13:16,396 Where do you want me? 320 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,315 You need to help with the ropes. 321 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,900 I need to make space to put that on. 322 00:13:20,984 --> 00:13:22,360 I can't put it there. 323 00:13:22,444 --> 00:13:23,736 - Hold the ropes, yeah? - You're gonna tip it up? 324 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:25,196 You're gonna have to hold that weight, eh? 325 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,489 - Yeah. - You tilting it in? 326 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,993 - Yeah. - At the same time, ready? 327 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:30,994 Oh, yeah, it's good. 328 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,622 All right, gonna let go now. 329 00:13:34,706 --> 00:13:36,666 - Yeah. - Yeah, got it. 330 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:37,875 - Watch your feet, guys. - Got it. 331 00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:39,127 You got it? 332 00:13:39,211 --> 00:13:40,169 All right, now we can push it up. 333 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,964 Yeah, it's 500 pounds. 334 00:13:43,048 --> 00:13:44,215 - That's it. - All right. 335 00:13:44,299 --> 00:13:45,800 Can't Courtney drive the tender? 336 00:13:45,884 --> 00:13:47,761 - Yeah, I can, do you want me to? - Yep. 337 00:13:52,057 --> 00:13:53,057 - Okay, Court. - Yeah? 338 00:13:53,141 --> 00:13:54,309 - You can clutch in now. - Yeah? 339 00:13:54,393 --> 00:13:56,561 And drive out very slowly, yeah? 340 00:13:56,645 --> 00:13:59,147 I'll meet you at the crane. 341 00:13:59,231 --> 00:14:00,773 Remember, you can always put it in neutral 342 00:14:00,857 --> 00:14:02,191 and push yourself off of a boat. 343 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,192 - Okay. - Okay? 344 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,736 Thank you. 345 00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:06,529 You'll see a loop that's hanging over. 346 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:07,947 That's what you gotta clip into the crane. 347 00:14:08,031 --> 00:14:08,948 - Okay. - Okay? 348 00:14:09,032 --> 00:14:10,366 Yeah. 349 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,952 So, Court, watch your stern against the hull. 350 00:14:13,036 --> 00:14:15,288 Okay, she's in. 351 00:14:15,372 --> 00:14:17,332 She's got this. Good job. 352 00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:18,750 Well done. 353 00:14:22,087 --> 00:14:27,175 Courtney is 100 percent a better tender driver than I am, 354 00:14:27,259 --> 00:14:28,927 and it's good to see her in her groove. 355 00:14:29,011 --> 00:14:33,139 But I'm always impressed with Courtney, to be honest. 356 00:14:33,223 --> 00:14:34,807 Well done, Court. 357 00:14:34,891 --> 00:14:37,852 All right, I'm gonna go get changed and do a walk around. 358 00:14:37,936 --> 00:14:39,980 I'm gonna get ready for these boys. 359 00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:54,661 I've got the best plan for us this whole trip. 360 00:14:54,745 --> 00:14:55,954 Go on. 361 00:14:56,038 --> 00:14:57,247 Oh, yeah? 362 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,583 Okay, everybody, let's go to the dock. 363 00:15:02,961 --> 00:15:04,463 Yeah, I like it. 364 00:15:06,465 --> 00:15:08,216 Guys, I think this is them. 365 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:11,594 Look, there it is, over there. 366 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,680 Oh, look, it's so pretty. 367 00:15:13,764 --> 00:15:15,348 - I hope we have a gay boy. - I hope so too. 368 00:15:15,432 --> 00:15:16,724 I hope they're really hot, too, 369 00:15:16,808 --> 00:15:18,518 because if they're really hot, then... 370 00:15:18,602 --> 00:15:20,436 - I would love to... - That would be so nice to do. 371 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:24,148 Oh, I can see him already. Oh, my God, Tash. 372 00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:32,740 - Oh, my God! - Feel me? 373 00:15:32,824 --> 00:15:33,950 Hi! 374 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,244 Hi, it's so nice to meet you, I'm Adam. 375 00:15:36,328 --> 00:15:37,245 Adam, welcome. 376 00:15:37,329 --> 00:15:39,080 Hi, David, so nice to meet you. 377 00:15:39,164 --> 00:15:40,748 Adam, I'm Natasha. 378 00:15:40,832 --> 00:15:45,587 Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Kyle. 379 00:15:45,671 --> 00:15:49,340 I see this tall man, beautiful smile. 380 00:15:49,424 --> 00:15:50,341 Hey. 381 00:15:50,425 --> 00:15:51,718 - Frank... - Kyle. 382 00:15:51,802 --> 00:15:55,972 And I'm thinking, holy hell, Lord save me. 383 00:16:00,018 --> 00:16:01,269 Coming up... 384 00:16:01,353 --> 00:16:03,271 If you wanna do a bowline, you must do a proper... 385 00:16:03,355 --> 00:16:05,065 This is a ****ing proper bowline. 386 00:16:07,526 --> 00:16:09,069 Don't ever do that, ever. 387 00:16:13,615 --> 00:16:15,617 Welcome to your Home away from home. 388 00:16:15,701 --> 00:16:16,826 How appropriate is that? 389 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,119 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you so much. 390 00:16:18,203 --> 00:16:19,871 So, Natasha's our chief stew. 391 00:16:19,955 --> 00:16:21,623 She's gonna show you around, and then we'll be on our way. 392 00:16:21,707 --> 00:16:22,665 You getting nervous? Who's the love of your life? 393 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,334 I'm vibing with the blue shirt. 394 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,336 - Deep blue shirt? - Yeah. 395 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:27,462 Yeah, he's cute. 396 00:16:27,546 --> 00:16:28,796 We've got piña coladas here. 397 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,965 There's some nice mulberry smoothies. 398 00:16:31,049 --> 00:16:32,800 Do we get to keep the pineapples? 399 00:16:32,884 --> 00:16:34,010 This is so cool. 400 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,178 Yep. 401 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,179 Oh, my God, this is so cute. 402 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,639 Where's our luggage cart? 403 00:16:37,723 --> 00:16:39,265 I think it's still to come. 404 00:16:39,349 --> 00:16:41,309 Wait, is that not one of them? 405 00:16:41,393 --> 00:16:43,520 Storm? 406 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,440 That's not in my vocabulary, unfortunately. 407 00:16:47,524 --> 00:16:51,402 Sometimes it needs to be. 408 00:16:51,486 --> 00:16:53,696 So, we're actually gonna start the tour walking this way. 409 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,782 If you want, take your drinks with. 410 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,870 We have a spinning table, 411 00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:03,373 so it's perfect for buffet-style meals. 412 00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,374 What about dancing? 413 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,376 Most... yes! 414 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,710 This is the sundeck. 415 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,545 I can tell you guys like to party a bit. 416 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:10,546 A little bit. 417 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,714 What gave it away? 418 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:12,882 - That all the luggage? - Yeah. 419 00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:13,716 Yep. 420 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,218 Yeah this is the white one. 421 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,678 You know, I'm actually so glad to finally have, 422 00:17:16,762 --> 00:17:19,597 like, a straight group of friends. 423 00:17:19,681 --> 00:17:20,598 It's gonna go crazy. 424 00:17:20,682 --> 00:17:22,058 Oh, you have no idea. 425 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,769 There's gonna be penis and penis and penis. 426 00:17:24,853 --> 00:17:27,689 I'm like, holy sh*** , it's Heaven. 427 00:17:27,773 --> 00:17:29,440 - We're gonna have a great time. - Hear, hear. 428 00:17:29,524 --> 00:17:30,567 - Yeah! - Cheers to the queers. 429 00:17:30,651 --> 00:17:34,696 - Woo! - Cheers to the queers! 430 00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:35,989 Doesn't look bad at all. 431 00:17:36,073 --> 00:17:39,909 I don't see any bumps on the horizon. 432 00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:42,745 All crew, all crew, passerelle is coming in. 433 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:43,997 Okay, Jay, you're gonna be on the bow, yeah? 434 00:17:44,081 --> 00:17:45,415 Okay. 435 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:46,749 Mzi, you can help him, and then as soon as it's in, 436 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:47,750 you come to the stern, yeah? 437 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,168 - Court... - Yeah. 438 00:17:49,252 --> 00:17:50,878 You're gonna be with me and Mzi on the stern. 439 00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:53,089 I am definitely nervous for all docking operations 440 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:56,217 at this point, because last time, we hit the dolphin. 441 00:17:56,301 --> 00:17:58,261 Kick forward. 442 00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,304 We're gonna hit. 443 00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:01,931 I ****ing hate dolphins. 444 00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:03,600 Not the real ones, I love real dolphins. 445 00:18:03,684 --> 00:18:05,393 These dolphins can... 446 00:18:05,477 --> 00:18:07,395 Okay, we can free up all bowlines, 447 00:18:07,479 --> 00:18:08,730 we can free up the stern lines. 448 00:18:08,814 --> 00:18:11,524 Copy that, stern lines releasing now. 449 00:18:11,608 --> 00:18:14,110 - Okay, release this one, yeah? - Yeah. 450 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,320 Are all lines in? 451 00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:17,238 All bow lines are on deck. 452 00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:19,991 All lines on the stern are in. 453 00:18:20,075 --> 00:18:20,801 Yeah. 454 00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,879 Cool. 455 00:18:22,964 --> 00:18:24,620 Let me know when I'm free to swing. 456 00:18:24,705 --> 00:18:26,489 Copy that, Cap. 457 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,626 There's a dolphin, six meters, port quarter, 458 00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:31,127 six meters, port quarter. 459 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:35,798 Dolphin port mid ship, two meters, two meters. 460 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:39,969 Port dolphin one meter, on your quarter. 461 00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:42,786 Port dolphin one meter, on your quarter. 462 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:45,665 Oh, nice! 463 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,977 Stern is clear, stern is clear, you're free to swing. 464 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:50,647 All right, guys, I can see. 465 00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:52,565 Thank you very much, you did a good job, excellent job. 466 00:18:52,649 --> 00:18:55,450 Copy that, Captain. 467 00:18:55,654 --> 00:18:56,780 Do we get to see that, or no? 468 00:18:57,091 --> 00:18:58,175 You can. 469 00:18:58,260 --> 00:18:59,302 Oh, yes, yes! 470 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,356 - Ooh! - Is that the kitchen? 471 00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:01,366 - Yeah. - Can we see it? 472 00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:02,575 - Can we look? - Yeah. 473 00:19:02,659 --> 00:19:03,576 - Are we allowed to see it? - Yes. 474 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:04,744 So, that's Chef Dave. 475 00:19:04,828 --> 00:19:05,954 - How you doing? - How tall are you? 476 00:19:06,038 --> 00:19:07,121 I'm 6'3". 477 00:19:07,205 --> 00:19:08,998 All right, Frank, it's not a competition. 478 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,251 Oh, my gosh. 479 00:19:11,335 --> 00:19:12,877 Whew. 480 00:19:12,961 --> 00:19:14,671 Deck team, deck team, once you're finished with the lines, 481 00:19:14,755 --> 00:19:16,089 please go down and change into your reds. 482 00:19:16,173 --> 00:19:17,004 Copy that. 483 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,340 I'm so excited for food, by the way. 484 00:19:18,497 --> 00:19:21,249 Me too, I'm really hungry. 485 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,247 Oh! 486 00:19:25,356 --> 00:19:27,308 Damn, Kyle, fix yourself up. 487 00:19:27,392 --> 00:19:28,857 As soon as they go to lunch, 488 00:19:28,942 --> 00:19:30,228 that's when we'll throw the slide in. 489 00:19:30,312 --> 00:19:32,230 Well, we also just need to **** figure out 490 00:19:32,314 --> 00:19:33,231 how that thing works. 491 00:19:33,315 --> 00:19:34,732 Welcome back to the party. 492 00:19:34,816 --> 00:19:37,193 Terrible, ugly people. The worst. 493 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,780 Oh, my God, how cute! 494 00:19:48,664 --> 00:19:50,331 No, that's Mike's. 495 00:19:50,415 --> 00:19:51,416 I only have one drink. 496 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,959 Maybe he's nervous. 497 00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:54,335 Frank, are you nervous, is that why you're drinking? 498 00:19:54,419 --> 00:19:55,837 Frank... Frank, are you nervous? 499 00:19:55,921 --> 00:19:58,799 - Well, I don't know. - I am, don't worry. 500 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:06,806 I saw you coming down, and I'm like, wow. 501 00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:08,641 - I... - That smile is everything. 502 00:20:08,725 --> 00:20:09,893 Wow, thank you. 503 00:20:09,977 --> 00:20:11,352 Like, anything else can disappear, 504 00:20:11,436 --> 00:20:12,520 but the smile is golden. 505 00:20:12,604 --> 00:20:14,397 - You like that? - For real. 506 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,900 I'm genuine. 507 00:20:16,984 --> 00:20:18,860 Beliefs be damned, but there is a God. 508 00:20:18,944 --> 00:20:21,988 The body... Lord, have mercy. 509 00:20:22,072 --> 00:20:24,949 Areolas the size of earthquake holes. 510 00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:26,242 I never knew I had a nipple fantasy 511 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:29,663 until I met "pancake nipple" Frank. 512 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:34,000 Shut up! 513 00:20:34,084 --> 00:20:35,335 Oh, my God, tell me now. 514 00:20:35,419 --> 00:20:38,129 No, tell me now, it can't wait. 515 00:20:38,213 --> 00:20:40,798 He came down, and the first person I saw was him, so I said, 516 00:20:40,882 --> 00:20:42,842 I'm gonna be honest, when you came down, 517 00:20:42,926 --> 00:20:43,927 your smile was the most golden. 518 00:20:44,011 --> 00:20:44,928 - He was like... - Did he? 519 00:20:45,012 --> 00:20:46,429 This means a lot. 520 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:50,016 I'm gonna let Kyle continue to flirt with Frank, 521 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:54,479 but he cannot go any further than flirting. 522 00:20:54,563 --> 00:20:56,189 So, they need to be careful, 523 00:20:56,273 --> 00:20:57,941 because if the captain finds out, 524 00:20:58,025 --> 00:21:00,694 he could lose his job over this. 525 00:21:04,656 --> 00:21:05,657 Coming up... 526 00:21:05,741 --> 00:21:06,616 We need a secondary line. 527 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,617 Jason! 528 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:09,702 Jason! 529 00:21:09,786 --> 00:21:12,747 Jason! 530 00:21:12,831 --> 00:21:15,125 He's flat-out ignoring me. 531 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:21,130 So, I'm gonna let you guys do the anchor. 532 00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:23,466 Court, you can take the remote. 533 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:24,759 **** me. 534 00:21:24,843 --> 00:21:27,720 - Yeah, yeah, no, it's okay. - Opa! 535 00:21:27,804 --> 00:21:29,722 - Only to the waterline. - Yeah. 536 00:21:29,806 --> 00:21:31,015 Captain Sandy, Captain Sandy, 537 00:21:31,099 --> 00:21:32,308 we are ready to drop anchor when you are. 538 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,935 We'll go to three shackles first, 539 00:21:34,019 --> 00:21:36,480 and then we'll let the other shackle out. 540 00:21:43,362 --> 00:21:45,446 I mean, three shackles in the water, sorry. 541 00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:46,906 Okay, that's good. 542 00:21:46,990 --> 00:21:49,200 - Oh, hey. - Oh, hello. 543 00:21:49,284 --> 00:21:50,577 Where are you from, originally? 544 00:21:50,661 --> 00:21:51,703 Take a guess. 545 00:21:51,787 --> 00:21:54,622 - London. - Interesting. 546 00:21:54,706 --> 00:21:57,417 I'm from South Africa. 547 00:21:57,501 --> 00:21:59,210 I can see you staring at my lips the entire time, 548 00:21:59,294 --> 00:22:00,712 have I got something on my lips? 549 00:22:00,796 --> 00:22:02,672 No, no, no, you're totally fine. 550 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,465 - Totally fine. - Totally fine. 551 00:22:04,549 --> 00:22:05,633 I'm fine, fine. 552 00:22:05,717 --> 00:22:07,135 You do have very white teeth, too. 553 00:22:07,219 --> 00:22:08,386 So do you! 554 00:22:08,470 --> 00:22:10,805 I was looking at that, I'm like, okay, vampire. 555 00:22:10,889 --> 00:22:12,307 I'm in the mood. 556 00:22:12,391 --> 00:22:15,560 - I'll be right back. - All righty. 557 00:22:15,644 --> 00:22:16,728 Oh! 558 00:22:16,812 --> 00:22:18,479 We are a professional team. 559 00:22:18,563 --> 00:22:19,898 We have our limitations. 560 00:22:19,982 --> 00:22:21,566 And one of those big limitations 561 00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:23,818 is do not ever get intimate with guests. 562 00:22:23,902 --> 00:22:25,487 I could possibly lose my job. 563 00:22:27,698 --> 00:22:30,575 By argue you mean you could argue I'm being unprofessional, 564 00:22:30,659 --> 00:22:33,870 and I would agree. 565 00:22:34,997 --> 00:22:36,497 Lord, have mercy on my soul. 566 00:22:36,581 --> 00:22:38,625 Do you want me to get in my wets for the jetskis? 567 00:22:38,709 --> 00:22:40,002 - Yes, please, thank you. - Yeah. 568 00:22:41,837 --> 00:22:43,588 - Woo! - Ooh! 569 00:22:43,672 --> 00:22:44,589 - All right! - Yes! 570 00:22:44,673 --> 00:22:46,132 Who is that? 571 00:22:46,216 --> 00:22:48,259 That is the fanciest Red Bull I have ever received. 572 00:22:48,343 --> 00:22:50,345 Oh, I only put it on ice because it's ****ing hot. 573 00:22:50,429 --> 00:22:51,513 Thank you. 574 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,269 When would you like me to start running? 575 00:22:58,353 --> 00:23:00,230 Do you reckon five minutes? 576 00:23:00,314 --> 00:23:02,899 Less than that. 577 00:23:02,983 --> 00:23:04,067 Okay, then I'll take the cold stuff now. 578 00:23:04,151 --> 00:23:05,276 Yeah, I'm not far behind. 579 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,653 Okay, perfect. 580 00:23:06,737 --> 00:23:08,780 This is the hardest charter season I've ever done, 581 00:23:08,864 --> 00:23:12,242 because of this situation with Natasha. 582 00:23:12,326 --> 00:23:16,162 We weren't dating, but it does feel like a break-up. 583 00:23:16,246 --> 00:23:17,622 I feel a bit silly saying it, 584 00:23:17,706 --> 00:23:20,833 but it's like a little torture on a stick, 585 00:23:20,917 --> 00:23:22,210 seeing her every day. 586 00:23:22,294 --> 00:23:23,920 She's back with her boyfriend now, 587 00:23:24,004 --> 00:23:27,131 and until she absolutely despises me, 588 00:23:27,215 --> 00:23:32,887 as she almost did, I guess I'm just gonna hang in there. 589 00:23:32,971 --> 00:23:36,224 Oh, my God, that looks dreamy. 590 00:23:36,308 --> 00:23:40,645 We're gonna start on the slide now. 591 00:23:40,729 --> 00:23:42,772 Wow, look at this. 592 00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:43,982 Wow! 593 00:23:44,066 --> 00:23:45,483 What a beautiful color. 594 00:23:45,567 --> 00:23:47,986 It is. 595 00:23:48,070 --> 00:23:49,529 I don't know what you guys think, 596 00:23:49,613 --> 00:23:51,406 but I reckon let's ****ing throw this bitch over. 597 00:23:51,490 --> 00:23:52,824 Is that what you guys did last time? 598 00:23:52,908 --> 00:23:54,492 You just throw it over. 599 00:23:54,576 --> 00:23:56,244 - Yeah, we just threw it. - Yeah, I'm sure it'll be fine. 600 00:23:56,328 --> 00:23:58,496 Thing is, with the slide, given previous experiences, 601 00:23:58,580 --> 00:24:02,083 I just remember the slide was horrible to deal with. 602 00:24:02,167 --> 00:24:06,504 Release the beast. 603 00:24:06,588 --> 00:24:08,214 Why is this not hard? 604 00:24:08,298 --> 00:24:10,883 And now that it's four new people 605 00:24:10,967 --> 00:24:13,177 who have never done this before on a boat 606 00:24:13,261 --> 00:24:16,472 that's never had a slide on it before, it's a bit daunting. 607 00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:18,350 Just hoist it over. 608 00:24:20,102 --> 00:24:21,352 What kind of beef is that? 609 00:24:21,436 --> 00:24:23,938 Filet. 610 00:24:24,022 --> 00:24:25,023 Oh, there's more tacos. 611 00:24:25,107 --> 00:24:26,941 There's loads more coming up. 612 00:24:27,025 --> 00:24:29,945 Like, this is really amazing. 613 00:24:35,784 --> 00:24:37,076 Long-distance relationships 614 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,412 in yachting almost seems impossible. 615 00:24:39,496 --> 00:24:41,581 It's not like you can stand there, 616 00:24:41,665 --> 00:24:45,251 writing out this 10-page essay. 617 00:24:45,335 --> 00:24:48,046 I'm not gonna lie, it's very distracting. 618 00:24:49,006 --> 00:24:50,214 Wow, that was delicious. 619 00:24:50,298 --> 00:24:51,466 I mean, this guy is legit. 620 00:24:51,550 --> 00:24:52,884 - Are you complaining? - No. 621 00:24:52,968 --> 00:24:54,135 - Still or sparkling? - Still, please. 622 00:24:54,219 --> 00:24:55,261 - Still? - Yes. 623 00:24:55,345 --> 00:24:57,097 - Yeah? - That's fine, yes. 624 00:24:59,725 --> 00:25:02,894 Now you're gonna tie a bowline to these jet-ski cleats, 625 00:25:02,978 --> 00:25:05,730 just so we have the safety, and then try and pump it up. 626 00:25:05,814 --> 00:25:07,357 All right. 627 00:25:07,441 --> 00:25:08,942 I want people to understand that I know what I'm doing, 628 00:25:09,026 --> 00:25:10,986 but I don't know what I'm doing. 629 00:25:12,487 --> 00:25:14,197 All the other vessels that I worked on have been 630 00:25:14,281 --> 00:25:17,200 expedition vessels, small sailing and charter vessels. 631 00:25:17,284 --> 00:25:18,910 So, I'm thinking to myself, all right, well, 632 00:25:18,994 --> 00:25:20,703 just fake it till you make it, baby. 633 00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:22,080 You gonna jump in the water, 634 00:25:22,164 --> 00:25:23,414 you're gonna unclip it from the crane... 635 00:25:23,498 --> 00:25:24,540 Yeah. 636 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:29,754 And you're gonna take that line out. 637 00:25:29,838 --> 00:25:31,965 So, Adam, I need to fill you in on the plans. 638 00:25:32,049 --> 00:25:33,925 Frank and Kyle are gonna be boyfriends, 639 00:25:34,009 --> 00:25:35,260 and I'm gonna marry them. 640 00:25:35,344 --> 00:25:36,678 - Ooh, I like that. - I need a boyfriend. 641 00:25:36,762 --> 00:25:37,762 Yeah, exactly. 642 00:25:37,846 --> 00:25:39,555 I've been here the whole time. 643 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:40,974 What the hell? 644 00:25:41,058 --> 00:25:42,559 There we go. 645 00:25:48,106 --> 00:25:53,903 Here's your line... get that on quickly. 646 00:25:53,987 --> 00:25:56,031 Did a good job, Mzi! 647 00:25:58,033 --> 00:26:00,618 Yeah, we need to move it back so I can untie the bowline. 648 00:26:00,702 --> 00:26:04,122 I'll hold that line while you do this, because... yeah. 649 00:26:07,876 --> 00:26:08,835 Got it? 650 00:26:08,919 --> 00:26:10,003 What did you tie it? 651 00:26:10,087 --> 00:26:12,339 It's a bowline. 652 00:26:13,382 --> 00:26:14,882 This is not a bowline, dude. 653 00:26:14,966 --> 00:26:16,134 Yeah, it is, buddy. 654 00:26:16,218 --> 00:26:17,594 Okay, well, then, get it off there. 655 00:26:17,678 --> 00:26:18,803 I need slack, that's what I was trying to do 656 00:26:18,887 --> 00:26:22,307 for the past few minutes. 657 00:26:22,391 --> 00:26:24,100 Yeah, well, I need more slack, then. 658 00:26:24,184 --> 00:26:25,685 Because that's how a bowline works. 659 00:26:25,769 --> 00:26:27,979 I can't stand this arguing, dude. 660 00:26:28,063 --> 00:26:29,898 Look, dude. I tied it. 661 00:26:29,982 --> 00:26:31,232 I know it's a bowline. 662 00:26:31,316 --> 00:26:33,109 If I'm now explaining knots to you, 663 00:26:33,193 --> 00:26:35,320 then I don't know what else to do, man. 664 00:26:35,404 --> 00:26:37,363 You look like an idiot. 665 00:26:37,447 --> 00:26:39,032 - Can you do it? - Trying. 666 00:26:39,116 --> 00:26:41,951 Just next time, just make sure that you get the right knot. 667 00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:44,162 We both said to do bowlines, and I did a ****ing bowline. 668 00:26:44,246 --> 00:26:45,496 I said... 669 00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:47,123 You put more pressure, it gets stronger. 670 00:26:47,207 --> 00:26:48,708 That's how it works, learn your knots. 671 00:26:48,792 --> 00:26:50,376 If you wanna do a bowline, you must do a proper bowline. 672 00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:51,377 This is a ****ing proper bowline. 673 00:26:51,461 --> 00:26:52,670 Bowline release under pressure, 674 00:26:52,754 --> 00:26:54,381 that's the whole point of the knot. 675 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:05,600 If you wanna do a bowline, you must do a proper bowline. 676 00:27:05,684 --> 00:27:06,976 This is a ****ing proper bowline. 677 00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,394 Bowline release under pressure, 678 00:27:08,478 --> 00:27:10,856 that's the whole point of the knot. 679 00:27:12,691 --> 00:27:14,943 This has to be moved off the life raft. 680 00:27:15,027 --> 00:27:18,029 I need to somehow pull the slide across to relieve the pressure, 681 00:27:18,113 --> 00:27:19,155 because it's all sitting on this point. 682 00:27:19,239 --> 00:27:20,615 You can't just cut that end? 683 00:27:20,699 --> 00:27:23,284 I can cut this end. We'll lose six inches. 684 00:27:23,368 --> 00:27:24,827 That's fine. 685 00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:27,706 Just around itself. 686 00:27:28,498 --> 00:27:29,999 And back down on itself. 687 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:34,629 This way, you allow yourself to get rid easily, right? 688 00:27:34,713 --> 00:27:37,131 You can cut. 689 00:27:37,215 --> 00:27:40,385 I don't know what the **** he tied, but it was not a bowline. 690 00:27:40,469 --> 00:27:43,137 And then the fact that he swore at me... 691 00:27:43,221 --> 00:27:45,181 don't ever do that, ever. 692 00:27:45,265 --> 00:27:47,100 Okay, you're good. 693 00:27:47,184 --> 00:27:48,893 Yeah. 694 00:27:48,977 --> 00:27:50,895 So, we just went back to Iceland last week, though, 695 00:27:50,979 --> 00:27:53,273 and apparently now it's entirely gay and vegan. 696 00:27:53,357 --> 00:27:54,440 Super gay and vegan! 697 00:27:54,524 --> 00:27:55,942 Yeah, because every gay that I know 698 00:27:56,026 --> 00:27:57,443 has been to Iceland in the past two years. 699 00:27:57,527 --> 00:27:58,820 Except then we ordered mozzarella sticks, 700 00:27:58,904 --> 00:28:00,446 and they gave us mozzarella sticks and ketchup. 701 00:28:00,530 --> 00:28:01,823 No, but I feel like think people think 702 00:28:01,907 --> 00:28:05,660 ketchup and marinara sauce are the same. 703 00:28:05,744 --> 00:28:09,998 Okay, Mzi, you're gonna go for a ride, brü. 704 00:28:10,082 --> 00:28:12,000 Woo! 705 00:28:12,084 --> 00:28:13,209 Good job, Mzi! 706 00:28:13,293 --> 00:28:14,377 You guys did it. 707 00:28:14,461 --> 00:28:15,962 If this was lunch, 708 00:28:16,046 --> 00:28:17,797 I don't even know what dinner is gonna look like. 709 00:28:17,881 --> 00:28:20,466 All the people were setting up the water things downstairs. 710 00:28:20,550 --> 00:28:21,467 Oh, are we ready for water? 711 00:28:21,551 --> 00:28:22,468 It's all set, yeah. 712 00:28:22,552 --> 00:28:23,720 Let's go check it out. 713 00:28:27,224 --> 00:28:29,267 What did he say? 714 00:28:29,351 --> 00:28:30,894 I saw he was giving lip. 715 00:28:41,363 --> 00:28:43,531 - I mean Jason, not Storm. - No, I know. 716 00:28:43,615 --> 00:28:45,325 Like, how old are you now? 717 00:28:45,409 --> 00:28:47,035 - I'm 37. - Thirty-seven? 718 00:28:47,119 --> 00:28:48,286 Yeah. 719 00:28:48,370 --> 00:28:49,954 What ****ing creams are you using? 720 00:28:50,038 --> 00:28:53,499 Okay, ordinary. What? 721 00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:55,710 Is that a trampoline, shut the **** up. 722 00:28:55,794 --> 00:28:57,128 Crazy! 723 00:28:57,212 --> 00:28:58,755 Go ahead and enjoy some toys, and I'll see you later. 724 00:28:58,839 --> 00:29:01,049 All right, sounds good. 725 00:29:01,133 --> 00:29:05,011 What do you think? 726 00:29:05,095 --> 00:29:06,471 He's 37 years old. 727 00:29:06,555 --> 00:29:08,306 - What's wrong with that? - That's excellent. 728 00:29:08,390 --> 00:29:09,349 Yeah, that's perfect. 729 00:29:09,433 --> 00:29:10,934 That's the maturity you want. 730 00:29:11,018 --> 00:29:13,353 Yeah, you never know, he could be the love of your life. 731 00:29:15,439 --> 00:29:18,858 All right, do you wanna come have a slide? Let's go! 732 00:29:18,942 --> 00:29:20,109 I'm ready. 733 00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:21,986 Whoa! 734 00:29:22,070 --> 00:29:24,405 - And go! - Woo! 735 00:29:24,489 --> 00:29:26,533 Go next, let's go, guys. 736 00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:37,293 - Dave? - Yeah? 737 00:29:37,377 --> 00:29:40,421 So, dinner is the wine pairing. 738 00:29:40,505 --> 00:29:41,965 For tonight? 739 00:29:42,049 --> 00:29:43,800 Yeah, yeah, I'm just panicking a bit about the... 740 00:29:43,884 --> 00:29:46,052 I need your help. 741 00:29:46,136 --> 00:29:47,387 This is ****ing ridiculous. 742 00:29:47,471 --> 00:29:48,596 What's up? 743 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,931 There's no clamp for this machine. 744 00:29:50,015 --> 00:29:52,183 I just need you to, like, hold it, 745 00:29:52,267 --> 00:29:54,102 so I can just do it properly. 746 00:29:54,186 --> 00:29:55,979 - Hold where? - Okay. 747 00:29:56,063 --> 00:29:57,564 That's it. 748 00:29:57,648 --> 00:30:02,944 Maybe I can just multitask and talk to you here now. 749 00:30:03,028 --> 00:30:04,654 So, the menu... 750 00:30:04,738 --> 00:30:07,532 smoked tuna tartare, so that's just like a plated... 751 00:30:07,616 --> 00:30:09,158 But I wanna put it all on the table at the same time. 752 00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:11,619 Oh, really? Oh, okay. 753 00:30:11,703 --> 00:30:13,663 I've got my wine pairing, but I might just... 754 00:30:13,747 --> 00:30:16,541 I think it's gonna be too much. 755 00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:19,335 I might do shot pairing instead for some dishes, 756 00:30:19,419 --> 00:30:23,965 and wine pairing for others. 757 00:30:24,049 --> 00:30:26,509 I have no idea what she's thinking or what she... 758 00:30:26,593 --> 00:30:28,177 I don't even know how she feels 759 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:30,930 she's gonna do a wine pairing if we're doing buffet. 760 00:30:31,014 --> 00:30:33,099 You can't just... what did you just eat? 761 00:30:33,183 --> 00:30:34,350 Hang on, stop... 762 00:30:34,434 --> 00:30:36,436 oh, no, try the chardonnay with this. 763 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,979 Oh, well, no, you try the rosé. 764 00:30:38,063 --> 00:30:39,856 Honestly, I'm doing street food. 765 00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:42,818 Like, gimme a can of beer, blimey. 766 00:30:49,533 --> 00:30:51,333 Well, at least you know how to make pasta now. 767 00:30:53,745 --> 00:30:55,372 - I'm gonna... - Come here. 768 00:30:59,876 --> 00:31:02,462 What? 769 00:31:02,546 --> 00:31:04,005 He's out of control. 770 00:31:04,089 --> 00:31:06,299 I asked him to do something and he didn't do it. 771 00:31:06,383 --> 00:31:08,092 And then when he said that he did, 772 00:31:08,176 --> 00:31:10,470 and it was blatantly not what I asked him to do 773 00:31:10,554 --> 00:31:12,138 for the hundredth time, he just lost it. 774 00:31:12,222 --> 00:31:15,475 I've gotta completely change my mindset when it comes to Jason. 775 00:31:15,559 --> 00:31:17,602 Now that I've been put into this position, 776 00:31:17,686 --> 00:31:20,063 he's gonna be my biggest challenge 777 00:31:20,147 --> 00:31:22,398 in terms of team management. 778 00:31:22,482 --> 00:31:23,900 Yeah, I need to go reset. 779 00:31:23,984 --> 00:31:26,527 If I can help you, I will. I'm just very busy. 780 00:31:26,611 --> 00:31:28,071 You don't need to help me. Focus on you. 781 00:31:28,155 --> 00:31:29,530 Definitely a kiss later. 782 00:31:29,614 --> 00:31:31,157 I need Jesus, that's what I need. 783 00:31:31,241 --> 00:31:34,702 Mzi, Mzi, Storm, could you just come see me on the bow, quickly? 784 00:31:34,786 --> 00:31:36,996 I just wanna chat the slide before we start bringing it in. 785 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,749 Copy that. 786 00:31:42,794 --> 00:31:44,337 - Best way to do it... - Yeah. 787 00:31:44,421 --> 00:31:48,174 Run lines from that side to that side, and then create a holder, 788 00:31:48,258 --> 00:31:49,717 lift that up with the crane, 789 00:31:49,801 --> 00:31:51,844 and as that's coming up, we're gonna fold it down. 790 00:31:51,928 --> 00:31:52,845 Okay. 791 00:31:52,929 --> 00:31:55,181 Okay, this seems, like, promising. 792 00:31:55,265 --> 00:31:56,849 How long has it been? 793 00:31:56,933 --> 00:31:59,352 Since November... kiss, hug, anything. 794 00:31:59,436 --> 00:32:00,353 - Are you kidding? - Since November. 795 00:32:00,437 --> 00:32:02,397 - Why is that? - Work. 796 00:32:02,481 --> 00:32:07,402 - You poor thing. - Yeah. 797 00:32:07,486 --> 00:32:09,821 Okay, I'm gonna go get my uniform on. 798 00:32:09,905 --> 00:32:11,698 I'm very against this constant, like, state of you appearing 799 00:32:11,782 --> 00:32:12,782 and me thinking you're gonna hang out, and then you, 800 00:32:12,866 --> 00:32:14,617 like, going back to the kitchen. 801 00:32:14,701 --> 00:32:16,119 - It's really pissing me off. - It's pissing me off. 802 00:32:16,203 --> 00:32:17,704 But actually low-key, I'm on a break, so... 803 00:32:17,788 --> 00:32:19,330 - Are you? - Yeah. 804 00:32:19,414 --> 00:32:20,456 What are you doing, just sit down. 805 00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:22,459 Okay, what's the goss, sis? 806 00:32:24,878 --> 00:32:27,422 Okay, well, let me just vent a little bit. 807 00:32:27,506 --> 00:32:29,465 Just for the record, this is a Red Bull. 808 00:32:29,549 --> 00:32:30,883 So, everybody knows. 809 00:32:30,967 --> 00:32:32,594 Just to stay awake and get this party going. 810 00:32:32,678 --> 00:32:34,220 Let's take a quick picture. 811 00:32:34,304 --> 00:32:36,681 I feel like we're higher maintenance than the primary. 812 00:32:36,765 --> 00:32:38,516 - A little bit. - Yeah. 813 00:32:39,643 --> 00:32:41,269 I'm like, this is my dream. 814 00:32:41,353 --> 00:32:43,187 Jesus Christ. 815 00:32:43,271 --> 00:32:44,647 Kyle is such a flirt. 816 00:32:44,731 --> 00:32:46,316 He's just sitting out there, isn't he? 817 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,360 A little one-two flirter, I guess someone's gotta do it. 818 00:32:49,444 --> 00:32:51,029 There's a certain line with the guests. 819 00:32:51,113 --> 00:32:52,655 Like, if you're, like, attracted to someone, 820 00:32:52,739 --> 00:32:54,324 like, obviously, you're gonna flirt with them. 821 00:32:54,408 --> 00:32:56,159 But, like, I don't think he goes to sleep with someone, 822 00:32:56,243 --> 00:32:57,452 like, go to a guest cabin and, 823 00:32:57,536 --> 00:33:00,330 you know, do the devil's deed down there. 824 00:33:00,414 --> 00:33:03,291 But you know, if you wanted to have a quick kiss, 825 00:33:03,375 --> 00:33:05,043 then who's to stop you? 826 00:33:06,837 --> 00:33:08,087 Yeah... 827 00:33:08,171 --> 00:33:09,505 No! 828 00:33:09,589 --> 00:33:10,799 Yeah. 829 00:33:13,010 --> 00:33:16,304 Jason, can you take the trampoline and swim it over? 830 00:33:16,388 --> 00:33:19,099 We're gonna lift it and put it in the cradle. 831 00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:23,978 - Shut up. - ****ing hell. 832 00:33:24,062 --> 00:33:25,897 If you're a skipper, you can do it, can't ya? 833 00:33:25,981 --> 00:33:27,857 I may have a problem with authority 834 00:33:27,941 --> 00:33:29,817 when I very much think that they're 100 percent wrong. 835 00:33:29,901 --> 00:33:32,946 I can't actively do something poorly if I know a better, 836 00:33:33,030 --> 00:33:35,114 more efficient, and proper way of doing it. 837 00:33:35,198 --> 00:33:36,532 Ing amateur hour. 838 00:33:36,616 --> 00:33:39,786 Mate, just tie it around your ankle and go for a swim. 839 00:33:39,870 --> 00:33:42,121 Oh, my God, I'm ****ing dealing with an imbecile. 840 00:33:42,205 --> 00:33:43,122 - Huh? - Court? 841 00:33:43,206 --> 00:33:44,165 Yeah? 842 00:33:44,249 --> 00:33:45,458 You wanna throw this above your head? 843 00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:46,751 Because we'll give him a hand. 844 00:33:46,835 --> 00:33:47,961 Ing hell, I'll do everything. 845 00:33:48,045 --> 00:33:49,671 Is he all right? 846 00:33:49,755 --> 00:33:51,965 Yeah, just being dramatic, like always. 847 00:33:52,049 --> 00:33:54,676 It just feels like Jason doesn't actually really want to be here. 848 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,386 He wants to go on being skipper on a small boat. 849 00:33:56,470 --> 00:33:57,929 That's great, go do it. 850 00:33:58,013 --> 00:33:59,514 But if you're gonna work on a yacht with people 851 00:33:59,598 --> 00:34:01,558 that are always telling each other what to do... 852 00:34:08,065 --> 00:34:11,025 Opa! 853 00:34:11,109 --> 00:34:13,361 Ing hell, it's, like, 15 knots. 854 00:34:13,445 --> 00:34:15,363 This thing's gonna ****ing flap in the wind. 855 00:34:15,447 --> 00:34:16,906 We need a secondary line. 856 00:34:16,990 --> 00:34:17,740 Jason. 857 00:34:17,824 --> 00:34:19,909 Jason! 858 00:34:19,993 --> 00:34:21,494 We need a secondary line, it's too windy. 859 00:34:21,578 --> 00:34:24,747 - I've got one ready to throw. - Yeah, yeah, thank you. 860 00:34:24,831 --> 00:34:27,417 Jason! 861 00:34:27,501 --> 00:34:30,670 Jason! 862 00:34:30,754 --> 00:34:32,672 He's just flat-out ignoring me. 863 00:34:32,756 --> 00:34:33,965 Are you ****ing kidding me? 864 00:34:38,845 --> 00:34:42,223 Jason, we need a secondary line, it's too windy. 865 00:34:42,307 --> 00:34:43,391 Jason! 866 00:34:44,559 --> 00:34:46,978 Jason! 867 00:34:47,062 --> 00:34:48,563 He's just flat-out ignoring me. 868 00:34:48,647 --> 00:34:50,064 Are you ****ing kidding me? 869 00:34:50,148 --> 00:34:51,399 Gonna bring it down slowly. 870 00:34:51,483 --> 00:34:53,318 Yeah, it's coming down. 871 00:34:53,402 --> 00:34:55,904 One sec. Okay. 872 00:34:55,988 --> 00:34:57,572 That was outrageous, brü. 873 00:34:57,656 --> 00:35:00,325 Flat-out ignored me. 874 00:35:00,409 --> 00:35:02,201 Today's been so intense. 875 00:35:02,285 --> 00:35:04,662 Jason has been insubordinate to me. 876 00:35:04,746 --> 00:35:06,331 Like, when he was telling me to **** off 877 00:35:06,415 --> 00:35:08,082 and sh*** , just, like, dude. 878 00:35:08,166 --> 00:35:11,044 I'm not quite sure entirely what he's super good at, 879 00:35:11,128 --> 00:35:13,171 but I guess it's up to me to try to find that 880 00:35:13,255 --> 00:35:15,256 and then to, like, motivate him to do that. 881 00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:17,425 I still have a lot to learn with Jason. 882 00:35:17,509 --> 00:35:20,303 Can you just go change into blacks, please? 883 00:35:20,387 --> 00:35:21,763 Yeah. 884 00:35:26,852 --> 00:35:29,187 - Nat? - Yes? 885 00:35:30,314 --> 00:35:32,273 All right. 886 00:35:32,357 --> 00:35:33,441 Sure. 887 00:35:33,525 --> 00:35:34,859 Hello, my love. 888 00:35:34,943 --> 00:35:37,362 I'm just gonna put champagne glasses on. 889 00:35:39,948 --> 00:35:41,366 Well, yeah, it's around the world. 890 00:35:41,450 --> 00:35:45,119 Storm, Storm, can you come to the bridge? 891 00:35:45,203 --> 00:35:46,454 Copy that. 892 00:35:46,538 --> 00:35:48,248 Well, how do you wanna do the wine with a buffet? 893 00:35:48,332 --> 00:35:51,501 Okay, I could go around and say I'm just gonna pour you 894 00:35:51,585 --> 00:35:55,296 a bit of the this, pairs nicely with your smoked tartare, 895 00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:57,590 which I recommend your start your meal with. 896 00:35:57,674 --> 00:35:59,342 Then... 897 00:35:59,426 --> 00:36:01,261 That's how I liked wanted everyone to know. 898 00:36:01,345 --> 00:36:03,096 So, we're gonna go out and say, I suggest you start with this. 899 00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:04,305 - I... yeah. - Perfect. 900 00:36:04,389 --> 00:36:06,057 Yes, Cap? 901 00:36:06,141 --> 00:36:07,892 You know what an anchor drag looks like? 902 00:36:07,976 --> 00:36:09,143 Yeah, it kind of looks like a... 903 00:36:09,227 --> 00:36:10,436 - That. - Sort of that, exactly, yeah. 904 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,021 Let's start zigzagging. 905 00:36:12,105 --> 00:36:13,731 I watched the swing and the compass. 906 00:36:13,815 --> 00:36:14,983 Sure. 907 00:36:15,067 --> 00:36:16,234 When you know an anchor's holding, 908 00:36:16,318 --> 00:36:17,443 it won't go all the way around. 909 00:36:17,527 --> 00:36:18,444 Yeah. 910 00:36:18,528 --> 00:36:19,863 Let's see where it goes. 911 00:36:20,697 --> 00:36:22,282 She's going. 912 00:36:22,366 --> 00:36:24,701 Yeah, because it's going to that edge right there, see? 913 00:36:24,785 --> 00:36:26,035 Yeah. 914 00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:28,037 Okay, and we're coming back around now. 915 00:36:28,121 --> 00:36:29,956 - See that? - Yeah. 916 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,666 And when you're on anchor watch, that's what you watch. 917 00:36:31,750 --> 00:36:33,001 Yeah. 918 00:36:33,085 --> 00:36:35,336 What I see in Storm is bosun material. 919 00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:38,339 He is great on deck, he's great with the client. 920 00:36:38,423 --> 00:36:40,383 It's important that I teach Storm, 921 00:36:40,467 --> 00:36:42,844 because he has never done this before, 922 00:36:42,928 --> 00:36:44,679 and I want him to succeed. 923 00:36:44,763 --> 00:36:46,973 And make sure they know it's okay to knock on my door. 924 00:36:47,057 --> 00:36:49,267 - Yeah, okay. - Yeah. 925 00:36:50,811 --> 00:36:52,270 Anyway, thanks. 926 00:36:52,354 --> 00:36:55,106 - Yeah, yeah, 100 percent. - Okay. 927 00:36:55,190 --> 00:36:57,442 - Make me look fresh. - I will. 928 00:37:02,447 --> 00:37:05,325 Beautiful. 929 00:37:05,409 --> 00:37:07,118 Tonight, dinner around the world dinner, 930 00:37:07,202 --> 00:37:10,580 and I wanna do a buffet-style street food sort of vibe. 931 00:37:10,664 --> 00:37:13,291 We're gonna go to France, smoked tuna tartare; 932 00:37:13,375 --> 00:37:15,960 Italy, lobster ravioli with a bisque; 933 00:37:16,044 --> 00:37:18,671 China, mushroom-glazed truffle bao buns; 934 00:37:18,755 --> 00:37:22,216 England, fish and chips; America, Wagyu beef sliders. 935 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:25,470 Nice, one-bite kind of wonder food, you know? 936 00:37:25,554 --> 00:37:26,971 This is tonight's menu. 937 00:37:27,055 --> 00:37:28,264 We have a wine pairing. 938 00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:29,724 Ooh, I like this! 939 00:37:29,808 --> 00:37:32,018 Where can we find wine to go with each, like, where... 940 00:37:32,102 --> 00:37:33,937 - We're gonna do that for you. - I'm so ready! 941 00:37:34,021 --> 00:37:35,230 - Yeah, oh, my God. - Yeah. 942 00:37:35,314 --> 00:37:37,232 No, you killed it today, thank you. 943 00:37:37,316 --> 00:37:41,236 It's really nice to have someone to, like, just rely on. 944 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:42,528 Thanks. 945 00:37:42,612 --> 00:37:44,781 - Bonsoir. - Bonjour! 946 00:37:44,865 --> 00:37:45,949 Did you hear what we're doing? 947 00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:47,408 Having a classy dinner? 948 00:37:47,492 --> 00:37:48,826 Period. 949 00:37:48,910 --> 00:37:51,704 Dave, be prepared just to get the tartare out first. 950 00:37:51,788 --> 00:37:53,498 I mean, it'd probably be better for us, 951 00:37:53,582 --> 00:37:58,086 just for wine introductions, but it's up to you. 952 00:37:58,170 --> 00:38:00,255 So, I'll send the tuna tartare up. 953 00:38:00,339 --> 00:38:01,464 Just so we can get the drinks started. 954 00:38:01,548 --> 00:38:02,757 Okay. 955 00:38:02,841 --> 00:38:05,802 I think it'd be better, do you not? 956 00:38:05,886 --> 00:38:11,391 Yeah. 957 00:38:11,475 --> 00:38:14,269 For your first course this evening we actually 958 00:38:14,353 --> 00:38:16,980 have a 2019 sauvignon blanc, and it pairs well 959 00:38:17,064 --> 00:38:19,315 with the tuna tartare that you're about to eat, 960 00:38:19,399 --> 00:38:22,694 because it's very dry, crisp, and elegant. 961 00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:24,946 - Yay! - Thank you. 962 00:38:29,284 --> 00:38:32,787 - Fire. - Thank you. 963 00:38:32,871 --> 00:38:33,788 Yay! 964 00:38:33,872 --> 00:38:35,623 Oh, wow. 965 00:38:35,707 --> 00:38:38,918 Oh, my God, this is so fresh. 966 00:38:39,002 --> 00:38:39,919 I love this. 967 00:38:40,003 --> 00:38:40,920 This is amazing. 968 00:38:41,004 --> 00:38:41,921 Mm-hmm, mm. 969 00:38:42,005 --> 00:38:42,922 I want, like, six of these. 970 00:38:43,006 --> 00:38:44,132 I want a bowl of it. 971 00:38:44,216 --> 00:38:45,342 Me, too. 972 00:38:46,885 --> 00:38:48,595 Cheers, queers. 973 00:38:48,679 --> 00:38:50,805 This is amazing. 974 00:38:50,889 --> 00:38:51,889 I love these plates. 975 00:38:51,973 --> 00:38:53,349 Yeah. 976 00:38:53,433 --> 00:38:54,976 To see these guests loving that enhanced experience 977 00:38:55,060 --> 00:39:00,481 with the wine pairing makes me feel rewarded. 978 00:39:00,565 --> 00:39:03,818 So, I just wanna keep it going throughout this dinner. 979 00:39:03,902 --> 00:39:06,821 - All good, Tash? - Yeah, it's fab. 980 00:39:06,905 --> 00:39:08,281 They're loving the wine pairing. 981 00:39:08,365 --> 00:39:11,910 Do you want me to just do one at a time, then? 982 00:39:11,994 --> 00:39:13,119 Is that fine, or is it just... 983 00:39:13,203 --> 00:39:14,537 That's fine, that's fine, no. 984 00:39:14,621 --> 00:39:15,788 Just so I can introduce each wine and everything. 985 00:39:15,872 --> 00:39:17,206 I think it's a bit nicer, 986 00:39:17,290 --> 00:39:19,000 they're enjoying it a bit more elegant, and... 987 00:39:19,084 --> 00:39:20,209 If that's better for you, then let's do that. 988 00:39:20,293 --> 00:39:21,586 This is a huge change. 989 00:39:21,670 --> 00:39:23,796 We spoke about that we were gonna do a buffet, 990 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,757 there's no need to do a wine pairing. 991 00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:28,343 And now it has to be a la carte, 992 00:39:28,427 --> 00:39:30,470 which is going to affect the quality of my food. 993 00:39:30,554 --> 00:39:33,681 But Natasha promised the guests, and I don't have a choice. 994 00:39:33,765 --> 00:39:37,185 It's not ideal, but I'm gonna try and suck it up. 995 00:39:37,269 --> 00:39:39,687 All right, I need to change my whole situation. 996 00:39:39,771 --> 00:39:41,648 We need more plates, eh? 997 00:39:52,534 --> 00:39:54,410 - Ooh, a new wine. - So, here we have a new one. 998 00:39:54,494 --> 00:39:55,411 Ooh, okay. 999 00:39:55,495 --> 00:39:57,705 So, this is the Pinot grigio 2020. 1000 00:39:57,789 --> 00:40:01,876 This one is also quite dry. 1001 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,378 Ing hell. 1002 00:40:03,462 --> 00:40:06,881 It'll work perfectly with your lobster ravioli, 1003 00:40:06,965 --> 00:40:08,800 with your bisque to come next. 1004 00:40:08,884 --> 00:40:10,009 Have you got a tray there, mate? 1005 00:40:10,093 --> 00:40:11,552 Grey tray, what type of tray? 1006 00:40:11,636 --> 00:40:15,223 What if all wine tastes the exact same to you? 1007 00:40:15,307 --> 00:40:17,725 I need to hurry up, all my food's getting... ed. 1008 00:40:17,809 --> 00:40:19,143 This is ridiculous. 1009 00:40:19,227 --> 00:40:20,770 Do you need any more? 1010 00:40:20,854 --> 00:40:21,813 No, you guys can go down. 1011 00:40:21,897 --> 00:40:23,022 Thank you. 1012 00:40:23,106 --> 00:40:24,732 We have lobster ravioli in front of you. 1013 00:40:24,816 --> 00:40:26,401 Ooh! 1014 00:40:26,485 --> 00:40:28,152 It's a single ravioli, how bougie. 1015 00:40:28,236 --> 00:40:30,572 - I love this wine. - Mm-hmm. 1016 00:40:30,656 --> 00:40:32,032 **** 1017 00:40:35,827 --> 00:40:37,370 - Night. - Good night. 1018 00:40:37,454 --> 00:40:38,955 Ah. 1019 00:40:39,039 --> 00:40:41,416 Tash, if you give us about 10 minutes, I'll come and help you. 1020 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:42,709 Okay. 1021 00:40:42,793 --> 00:40:46,879 Why is he so good? 1022 00:40:46,963 --> 00:40:48,298 Oh sh*** 1023 00:40:48,382 --> 00:40:49,632 Have you got the plates ready for the next course, 1024 00:40:49,716 --> 00:40:51,342 which are the bao buns? 1025 00:40:51,426 --> 00:40:55,680 I've got another set of plates if you need them urgently, okay? 1026 00:40:55,764 --> 00:40:57,432 This is ****ing ridiculous. 1027 00:40:57,516 --> 00:40:59,267 So, right now the wine pairing 1028 00:40:59,351 --> 00:41:03,062 has slowed down the service so much my food is drying out. 1029 00:41:03,146 --> 00:41:06,774 I'm reheating multiple dishes. 1030 00:41:06,858 --> 00:41:08,151 My burgers are... ed. 1031 00:41:08,235 --> 00:41:10,445 Can we go on the burgers next? 1032 00:41:10,529 --> 00:41:11,863 Oh, right, yeah. 1033 00:41:11,947 --> 00:41:14,616 This chef... mm. 1034 00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:17,952 - Two, four, six. - Is that all you need? 1035 00:41:18,036 --> 00:41:20,455 Okay. 1036 00:41:20,539 --> 00:41:23,416 So, for the next course we have a Chianti classic. 1037 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:29,297 It's got very strong notes of plum. 1038 00:41:29,381 --> 00:41:32,216 It pairs well with the next bao bun 1039 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:35,429 with glazed wild mushrooms and black truffle. 1040 00:41:41,935 --> 00:41:44,103 Oh, my God. 1041 00:41:44,187 --> 00:41:45,271 - Wow. - Thank you. 1042 00:41:45,355 --> 00:41:49,108 All food should have sticks in it. 1043 00:41:49,192 --> 00:41:50,777 Is this the slider or the pork bun? 1044 00:41:50,861 --> 00:41:56,491 Dave, what's coming next, so I can serve the next wine? 1045 00:41:56,575 --> 00:41:57,784 Oh, I thought that was the bao buns. 1046 00:41:57,868 --> 00:41:59,494 I told you that we changed. 1047 00:41:59,578 --> 00:42:01,996 It says Wagyu beef slider, so I assume that's what this is. 1048 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,122 Oh, okay. 1049 00:42:03,206 --> 00:42:04,332 It's out of order now, though. 1050 00:42:04,416 --> 00:42:06,209 - What country is this? - America. 1051 00:42:06,293 --> 00:42:08,586 sh*** I said the bao buns were coming next and... 1052 00:42:08,670 --> 00:42:12,298 - Oh ****. - How embarrassing. 1053 00:42:12,382 --> 00:42:14,550 I just need to go around with the next wine. 1054 00:42:14,634 --> 00:42:17,804 It was mistakenly paired with the wrong food. 1055 00:42:22,768 --> 00:42:24,185 That's what I said. 1056 00:42:24,269 --> 00:42:25,687 Ooh, yay. 1057 00:42:25,771 --> 00:42:29,065 For your next course, we have Veuve Cliquot champagne. 1058 00:42:29,149 --> 00:42:31,150 - Veuve, Veuve! - Yay! 1059 00:42:31,234 --> 00:42:33,403 It's a nice palate cleanser. 1060 00:42:33,487 --> 00:42:35,738 Champagne's universal. 1061 00:42:35,822 --> 00:42:37,865 We need to get the other glasses out. 1062 00:42:37,949 --> 00:42:40,660 This was supposed to be a buffet, not a wine pairing. 1063 00:42:40,744 --> 00:42:43,871 We need to change this sh*** 1064 00:42:43,955 --> 00:42:45,873 This is crazy. 1065 00:42:45,957 --> 00:42:47,208 Deck crew, Natasha, 1066 00:42:47,292 --> 00:42:50,503 is anyone able to please help us on the interior? 1067 00:42:50,587 --> 00:42:52,046 We need to simplify it, babe. 1068 00:42:52,130 --> 00:42:53,506 We don't have that staff capability. 1069 00:42:53,590 --> 00:42:54,924 We couldn't have done wine pairing otherwise. 1070 00:42:55,008 --> 00:42:57,135 The last thing you wanna do is just have a service 1071 00:42:57,219 --> 00:42:58,511 that does not seem seamless. 1072 00:42:58,595 --> 00:42:59,929 The plates that are coming down, 1073 00:43:00,013 --> 00:43:01,347 the glasses that are coming down, 1074 00:43:01,431 --> 00:43:03,308 it's a lot to deal with between two people. 1075 00:43:03,392 --> 00:43:06,978 The wine pairing, nice idea sh*** ass planning. 1076 00:43:07,062 --> 00:43:08,855 Brace a bitch. 1077 00:43:08,939 --> 00:43:10,189 This is insane. 1078 00:43:10,273 --> 00:43:11,650 It's not me! 1079 00:43:14,653 --> 00:43:16,279 Next, on "Below Deck Med"... 1080 00:43:16,363 --> 00:43:17,780 Come have a look at this. 1081 00:43:17,864 --> 00:43:18,948 Ah! 1082 00:43:22,494 --> 00:43:27,874 Welcome to the mini-Olympics on board Motor Yacht Home. 1083 00:43:27,958 --> 00:43:28,917 Okay, am I clear to swing? 1084 00:43:29,001 --> 00:43:30,418 I'm all for new ideas, 1085 00:43:30,502 --> 00:43:31,794 especially when I'm trying to pull this whole 1086 00:43:31,878 --> 00:43:34,881 ing boat in with our hands. 1087 00:43:34,965 --> 00:43:36,174 It's, like, dangerous. 1088 00:43:36,258 --> 00:43:37,842 **** I'm scared. 1089 00:43:37,926 --> 00:43:39,302 Where the **** is Jason? 1090 00:43:39,386 --> 00:43:41,429 I said to take 15, it's been 45. 1091 00:43:41,513 --> 00:43:42,513 Where's your radio? 1092 00:43:42,597 --> 00:43:43,973 I've called you three times. 1093 00:43:44,057 --> 00:43:45,600 - Yeah, I'm... - ****. 1094 00:43:45,684 --> 00:43:46,768 You need to respond, so I know that you've heard it. 1095 00:43:46,852 --> 00:43:50,063 I would... 1096 00:43:50,147 --> 00:43:53,274 No, he didn't. 1097 00:43:53,358 --> 00:43:55,068 My boyfriend's having issues with me 1098 00:43:55,152 --> 00:43:57,237 continuing to work with Dave. 1099 00:43:57,321 --> 00:44:01,658 I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 1100 00:44:01,742 --> 00:44:03,952 I've already got such a full morning ahead of me, 1101 00:44:04,036 --> 00:44:06,537 so when Tash and Kyle leave the place like a pigsty, 1102 00:44:06,621 --> 00:44:09,210 that just, like, puts me through the roof. 1103 00:44:09,347 --> 00:44:11,016 Ugh!